Fungering

The act of fingering someone’s ostomy hole.

I got so fucked up at Friendsgiving that I started fungering my cousin.

by Pallskins November 19, 2019

I've been finding

Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.

"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

Fingering

Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.

Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.

by FunnyBruce March 4, 2010

Anal Finglering

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie butthead April 12, 2008

finding emo

group of people who are trying to find the emo within

those guys are finding emo

by Julie w. November 21, 2006

Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017