During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!
She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk
She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"
She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"
by Yayo June 25, 2004
Get the The-False-Cum mug.when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014
Get the false genius mug.Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011
Get the false ass-vertisment mug.Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.
Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!
Mother: Okay
Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?
Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.
Mother: Okay
Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?
Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.
by Melrsose December 21, 2009
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that one glitched out piece of shit that always exclaimed "oH jEePeRs Y OU FOunD mE" even if you found him 500000000 times before, so basically he's annoying as fuck
he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me
he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me
person 1: "hey did you see baldi and filename2 making out last night?"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"
by ccookiecrumbs September 28, 2018
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