Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

feetrrie

An organization of people dedicated to pushing the false narrative that Harry Styles’ feet are remotely normal. People in this organization have made a home on twitter, where they spend their time harassing innocent observers as they make comments about the unholy nature of Styles’ feet.

Person A: This dude has some ugly feet.
Person B: I’ll defend these feet with my life!
Person A: Why would you do that?
Person B: Because I am a feetrrie.

by Harry’s Big Toe April 3, 2021

Feetmers

A weird combination of 2 words, which usually refers to someone from Argentina having feet fetish/liking feet real hard.

He is feetmers for sure.

Michael was feetmers so he would always request people to take off their shoes when they were visiting him, so he could see them.

by Immortalyse June 1, 2021

Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

Feener Dog

if something bad happens to someone else, you can say it

He got out! Feener Dog!

by AyoWhatTheDogDoin June 10, 2023

Fettermanism

The act of wearing informal attire to formal occasions. Reference to US Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, who is known to dress in a hoodie on the Senate floor.

My suit's not gonna be here in time, so I'll just wear my One Piece T-shirt to Ben's wedding instead. Classic Fettermanism.

by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023