porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.

Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic

by Porgthis April 21, 2018

Feather head

A segment of shaman bro-ism, most commonly seen with feathers in their hats, integrating from Tulum experiences and in high-society alike. Having derived from a promoter bro, they don't have a lot, but commonly lie about their assets and pedigrees. After they're discovered, they leave town and integration--once again--begins.

The feather head told me he owned an art gallery, that turned out to be my good friend, Brian's.

by kakademon November 26, 2021

gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.

You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.

by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014

Mouth feathers

A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.

Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.

by RealDollParts October 8, 2023

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

dick feathers

A dick feather is the term used for the dead skin on or around the male cock.

Chris: Bro, why is the shower drain clogged

Dillon: Sorry dawg, I have dick feathers really bad right now. The dry air really does it to ya.

by epicpoggerskeanuwholesome100 October 2, 2020

borrowed feathers

Borrowed feathers

Rob him of his borrowed feathers.

by anonymous September 13, 2025