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fake rake

Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"
by Merlin1986 July 29, 2016
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Legit Fake

The idea of an object involved with fraud being called into question by its creator. This object is named legitimately fake for the following reasons:

1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.

As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.
Dean: 'I just bought this popcorn from Tesco, but it said Netto Exclusive.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'
by Rotherman August 21, 2012
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fake bitch

Able to talk to somebody as if they are close friends but talk bad about them behind their back.
She's a fake bitch because she was just talking about her and now she acting like they are best friends.
by Boston Sweetest May 2, 2015
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Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010
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Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.
Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013
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50 yard fake

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
wow tara is a 50 yard fake
by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004
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fake gangster

Acting like you are someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood.
Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.
by Fake Irishman December 12, 2007
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