fagternity

used to replace the term fraternity so as to explain what they are truly about

the kappa sigs are the biggest fagternity on campus

by tyler March 9, 2005

father

The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family
A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant
Who did not work hard for his family
who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .
A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.
A friggin slacker
The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is

Me: My father was a asshole
Person #2 :Yea so is mine
Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you

by Inahzi April 3, 2007

father

a sperm donor.

i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Faggerate

To exaggerate the faggyness of one said person.

James: you're a total fag.
Manda: Don't faggerate, I'm only half a fag.

by Will Burr November 6, 2009

faggertot

1) Tatertot, but for fags.

Or,

2) a small, young fag.

caveat: this recent word and its corresponding definition naturally transcends the traditional definition of fag, and no longer refers to homosexuality.
Get with the times, people!

Hey how 'bout you go down to fat burger and get a burger and fries for 2.95, faggertot!

by whygopee123 June 28, 2010

faggerlet

A hardcore fag: generally disliked by many: one that words can not describe

Faggerlets are not gay people, or even related to "faggot", and the homosexual meaning of "faggot".

Faggerlets are the annoying kids who remind the teacher you had homework.

"Hey, didn't we have homework due?
SHUT UP, you faggerlet."

"Gosh, they're so annoying...
Oh, so they're a faggerlet?"

by Kaitson.Joceith June 16, 2011

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014