your face

The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.

person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)

by Blake and David April 3, 2004

Lucy Face

When you tilt your head down in disgust, as if to ask "are you f***ing kidding me?"
Like the look Lucy often gave Charlie Brown

When that drunk beezy jumped on the table at the party, Caitlin gave me a total lucy face.

by r4dioworld March 9, 2009

North Face Nation

The MTV driven nation of preppy, rich suburban girls who wear North Face jackets thinking they are the shit when really they are nothing but conformists making fools of themselves. They are the type of shallow hoes that will act like bitches to get you scared believing "I have no chance with this chick." when in reality they are insecure of themselves, worrying about what other people think. It's the equivalent of Agent Smith from the Matrix, they all look the same, a white blond or burnette haired chick with a tan who show their pics on facebook throwing up fake gang signs or showing pics of themselves shit-faced. The Hills is their favorite show as it portrays sluts making fake drama situations about some broad taking some other broad's man that no rational person really cares about, except North Face Nation. They walk around campus with their fake Channel Sunglasses, Nike Shox and a smug on their faces. All the popular chicks at your school have at least one. These stupid cunts think they know what's going on but they don't.

When you see a chick from North Face Nation, laugh at the fact that they are faker than a MTV Reality TV Show.

by Your Local Weedman July 23, 2009

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

by Tori-Nado July 11, 2021