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facebook

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.
ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.
by kkeellsseeyy April 25, 2007
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facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.
"I facebooked your mom last night!"
by mjw5 April 15, 2006
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Facebook

Just like television.

A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.

Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.

Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.

One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".
Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing.

This is no hippie bullshit people!
by muffin33ter October 21, 2011
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Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.
John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.
by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012
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Facebook

A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.
I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.
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Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done
I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...
by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010
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Facebook

Facebook: noun ~ A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want.
Thanks Pokedex!
Facebook gets used for all sorts of stuff, I'm sure you see this everyday on your profile.
by Default~Marcus July 24, 2011
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