by netheritestuff March 28, 2021
Get the George Not Foundmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>`'`New`'`Found`'`Success`'`New`'`<.7.9.7.6>mug. a reference to both fork found in kitchen and the fact that important moments between Buck and Eddie (buddie) from 9-1-1 are often in either Eddie's or Buck's kitchen
Person A: It's kinda funny when Buck is with Ravi, he only talks about Eddie
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen
by babadeedee August 2, 2025
Get the buddie found in kitchenmug. 
Get the I have found your IP addressmug. A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock!mug. The trio of Luffy, Koby, & Zoro who were introduced consecutively in Chapter 1, 2, & 3 of One Piece. All three were born in the East Blue, awakened Conqueror's Haki, and have very ambitious dreams (Pirate King, World's Strongest Swordsman, & Admiral)
Creator: @mistazod
Creator: @mistazod
by ZillerSmallHands July 17, 2023
Get the Founding Triomug. a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
Get the Found Onionmug.