foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

Fontanna

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3

that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.

by mpodyo February 8, 2010

Fonteyne

meaning extreme.

That is so FONTEYNE!

by Lanolin, like sheeps wool March 9, 2011

Font Tweaker

A person who takes existing fonts and adds little dealios, and embellishments all the while tweaking to rave music.

The Leiah chick is a total font tweaker! Look at her tweaking out those fonts!

by Sunny Flower October 24, 2011

Fondoosh

A word that means everything and nothing.

Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”

by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019

Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline

Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"

by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012

Nigerian Font

The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.

Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.

by amnesiavictim September 28, 2013