falsecockitus

A dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized cock.Symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones penis.

Chris soo has falsecockitus, he said he had a nine inch cock, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.

by b.RIAN January 11, 2008

Falsie

A slang term referring to breast forms, or breast bras. Primarily used by MTFs.

It can also referrer to a fabric, rubber, gel or foam insert that is used to add padding within a brassiere (bra), to give the appearance of larger breasts.

MTF#1- Honey, your falsie is slipping.
MTF#2- Oh, geez. Thank you!
MTF#1- No worries. No one wants to see a spare boob on the floor.
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Girl#1- Weren't you like a B cup yesterday? How'd you go from B to D over night?
Girl#2- I'm wearing rubber falsies.
Girl#1- Ah, padding: One of girls best friends.

by TwistG July 26, 2010

false trades

Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.

Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.

by chocohippo December 1, 2010

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011

False irony

When a dumbass believes they have spotted irony, yet there is none. -.-

Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o

by FlameNiffler99 August 31, 2011

False Ayoub

Of the non-mayoral Ayoub class. A bigot.

That jackass was a real False Ayoub.

by pseudohumorcerebri August 21, 2016

false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016