harlequin fetus

Overwhelming proof that god does not exist.

i believed in god, until i gave birth to a harlequin fetus

by matt benyo August 21, 2007

Femur Fuck

The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

harlequin fetus

the worst and most scary thing ive seen ever! please listen to chicken and every one and dont look it up its down right wrong to exploite this on the internet i wish they took it off look at tub girl or gotse but not this but what was worse then exploiting it is sending an email and telling the person that it is funny wich is how i saw it. how sad that the human race has turned in this you people who post it should burn in hell.

i dont think that i need an example after all i said

by kite822 May 6, 2005

Fetus Face

Nick Brown, or a similar faced person.

Somebody who has a baby face and occasionaly smiles like a small child, or baby, or fetus.

Henceforth, Fetus Face = Nick Brown

ex 1:Hey FETUS FACE!
ex 2: hahahahha, Nick is such a Fetus face.

by lolNickBrownlol April 16, 2011

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003

fecus

(n) The unborn offspring of a homosexual male from the end of the eighth week after conception (between a sperm and feces) up to the time of birth which normally occurs through the anus.

After being troubled for many weeks, Robbie decided to abort the fecus after the first trimester.

by niggamac May 13, 2008

fetus

An unwanted friend who feeds off of the company of a care giver. The fetus is usually the outcast of a group of friends. In most cases, one friend feels bad for the fetus, and gives him company and false friendship. This term is called feeding. In turn, the fetus will will contribute nothing back to the care giver(only because the "fetus" is a loser and cannot possibly contribute anything). The care giver will often get fed up with the fetus when he becomes too attached. Many care givers turn to the method of negative feeding. This happens when the care giver decides to use the fetus as a tool to rid of the fetus. Often involves using the fetus for rides, money, food, beer, or even using the fetus as the butt of all jokes for humor. This often turns into an abortion. This is when the fetus becomes so weak and hurt he either cuts the tie or is pushed out by the care giver. The care giver is often referred to as the UC or umbilca cord. This is a seprate matter.
The plural usage for fetus is the term "feti".

"Hey Dan, you really need to get rid of that fetus! He is really weighing you down man!"
"Dude, why are you so nice to that faggot asian kid? Your just using him as a fetus, because you feel bad for him. Just cut the damn cord, and get rid of that kid!"

by DukeNukeEm December 17, 2008