forted

moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted

Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!

by space roach October 28, 2008

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

Fatted

Verb.

The act of someone being fat or engaging in activities that would make them become fat.

"Count to three!" she said as she fatted, while chugging Gatorade, spilling the drink all over her chin, neck, and breasts.

"What a dragon..." I noted.

by Jardy B November 22, 2009

fearted

Farting in fear. Spontaneous expelling of gas in a moment of fright or surprise.

"I fearted when that car almost hit me."

by GMOL February 12, 2015

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011