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Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.
I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.
by Dän The Great December 30, 2020
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Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105
Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761
by penis guy man August 23, 2022
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L’exactitude

by Hutcha December 27, 2022
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The exact opposite reaction

You know the funny thing about the A.I. learning?
Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"

*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
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i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...
Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears
by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020
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He meant the exact opposite of what he said

Hahahahaha you fucking clown. Yeah, I'm sure that's the case. Everything is looking pretty fucking free and fair from where I'm standing. This is great!
Hym "Hohohohohoho! THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE... DELIBERATELY!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooooo man! That is fucking bad! Badbad! Wow! We've officially left 'We need to fight Hamas' territory and ventured face-first into 'Yeah, no, we're just blatantly doing a genocide' land! Holy shit! How's that Genocide Joe pick working of for you, shit-libs? I bet if Trump was still in office the Jews would have killed EVEN MORE INNOCENTS, right? That election though... It was just so very free... and so very fair... I mean... he said it wasn't but... He meant the exact opposite of what he said, right? Were getting a lot of that. People saying things and reality being the literal exact opposite."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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