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Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
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Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids
Evan touch little kids in his attic
by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
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Evan

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"
by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020
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Evan

The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.
I love Evan.
by Heatherkelsie September 1, 2019
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Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
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