Sir Elton John

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.

i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.

by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011

Eton Broadsides

As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.

His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004

emonian

Coming from a location built off of an extreme emo background.

you guys are from myspace? Silly emonians.

by D-Roc240 August 27, 2006

Estonian Pancake

The messiest, most problematic and diarrhetic shit mankind has ever seen. Done for the sole purpose of making your husband clean it up.

I will smear my Estonian pancakes all over the toilet, the floor, and the walls.

by Ew but yas December 30, 2018

Elton

To edit others messages in discord to suit your own narrative

Did you just Elton my message?

by Rebbew June 29, 2022

eatontown

ghetto fabulous, ridiculously pimp. where chris the crackhead lives.....yo

have you eatin on the town?

by smallz February 19, 2005

estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011