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Email whore

An employee who sends an endless stream of unnecessary and unwanted emails that are usually filled with stupid requests for information or other questions. Basically it's people who have too much time and not enough work so they decide to email nonstop.
Mabel is such an email whore; she sent me 43 emails today and it's only 9 am. I am going to just delete them so I can get some actual work done.
by Reenro July 25, 2014
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Email

Did you hear bout those missing emails
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choices email

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?


Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
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Subject Line Emailing

Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.
Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?
by unklephester October 8, 2011
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crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite
Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!
by Matasma March 18, 2005
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sb_email22

Strong Bad insults the English in this "lost e-mail".
by ZaiMatarese September 30, 2003
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email

A practically useless technology that joe 6-packs tend to like. However, Strong Bad's email is twicked cool just like everything else about Strong Bad.
Strong Bad checks his emails usually every Monday.
by eszett April 28, 2003
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