This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.
by Lil Oof Dick December 07, 2018
The perfect one. Doesn't lack in any way. Intelligent, classy, funny, naughty and sexy.
Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.
Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.
by CatGrayriona December 19, 2018
A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy
Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting
by ThiccyBoii February 13, 2018
Elie is usually a dickhead that tries to be funny but there not. Tries to be the class clown and is actually really bad at school. He is also known for being dumb and an asshole
by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017
To be an amazing. Full of love and kindness. Beautiful and humble most sweetest female. Graduated from University of Loyalty and Integrity. Extremely rare and precious.
Oh my goodness cool, that’s Elis!
by MaryGirl November 13, 2019
Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.
1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm
by loganwilliams February 07, 2019
“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”
by tiddielover23 May 08, 2020