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ego-testical 

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
ego-testical by shim1 September 26, 2017
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Ego Helium 

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego
Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
Ego Helium by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018
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ego blasting 

Ego blasting- convincing someone to do something via saying your gonna beat them at it.
Why are you ego blasting me bro?
ego blasting by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Ego Fart 

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
Ego Fart by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018
To ignore or be ignored by someone while in the middle of a conversation.
Often used in the Fortnite community, because those fags like to make their own lingo
Guy: hows it wit that side ting eh?
Girl: ...
Guy: love getting ego'd
Ego'd by BusterNA May 6, 2019

Ego Contusion 

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.
Man, that must've been an ego contusion
Ego Contusion by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

[Ego-gasms] 

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.
[Ego-gasms] by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020