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English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009
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English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
by Dan Rich February 19, 2006
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English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020
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English Slut

Someone who goes to down to the library to study.
Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut
by Layla5150 June 16, 2021
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restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English
by dizzy spins November 19, 2009
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English with Gry

English class with Gry is like being dickslapped by a starving jew during holocaust. I have never been more impatient than during Gry's lessons. If you can't feel the dickslapping, then you will at a bare minimum starve slowly to death yourself. This occurs in context with the mere boredom of English with Gry.

In the events, that you survive to see your grade from Gry, you will instantly drop to the floor as Gry stares deep into your soul. As you're then gasping for air, she will proceed to violently eat up your soul from the inside, until you're nothing but an empty course.

In conclusion, you must always skip English with Gry.
Person 1: "Are you going to the next lesson, bro?"

Person 2: "No, are you crazy? It's English with Gry."

Person 1: "Oh snap, then I'm not going either."
by CasualTeacherHater February 22, 2022
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Jake English

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020
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