Elis

The perfect one. Doesn't lack in any way. Intelligent, classy, funny, naughty and sexy.

Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.

He's Elis? Wow, I wanna marry him and have the best life I could ever have.

by CatGrayriona December 19, 2018

Eli

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.

Eli a gay friend who is a murse.

by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016

Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018

Elie

Elie is usually a dickhead that tries to be funny but there not. Tries to be the class clown and is actually really bad at school. He is also known for being dumb and an asshole

There is so many Elies in my class

by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017

Eli

Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.

1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm

by loganwilliams February 7, 2019

Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019

Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019