Rarehuman elf-like creature from Yorkshire. Known for spontaneoulsy rearranging lounge room furniture and scavenging for medium to large size pieces of cheese.
Where did all that cheese suddenly disappear to? Hmm, I think you might have a lounge room elf. Leave some wine out, wait, and you mayjust catch it.
A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female
An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."