electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.

Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks

by apolloobserved May 6, 2008

electronic undergrowth

The morass of irrelevant and confusing messages transmitted by electronic media that conceal important information hidden in their midst. For example, receiving 70+ e-mails a day of which five are actually relevant, three are essential and one is absolutely vital. Unfortunately that single crucial message is overlooked whilst you plough through the other totally unnecessary communications and you therefore get a bollocking for doing 65 unnecessary things and 4 sensible things that could have waited whilst you could have done the one career-saving thing that you didn't become aware of until it was too late.

I'm sorry I didn't attend that vital meeting; your e-mail was lost in my electronic undergrowth.

by robo283 May 18, 2008

electronic edition

An edition of any publications such as magazines, brochures and catalogues, presented in electronic format.

Grab the latest electronic edition that's out now.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Electronicize

To process acoustic instrumental audio with digital effects.

Gotan Project is well known for their ability to electronicize acoustic violins, cellos, and accordian.

by Michael Moods July 4, 2009

Electronicide

Mass killing and/or destruction by electricity or electrocution.

The electronicide of 1788 is responsible for 100,000+ deaths.

by ZRobby8310 November 7, 2010

Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.

After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).

by Arcturan October 14, 2011