EA is a name for a girl who has bad anxiety, but is really sweet. She is lesbian so she doesn't like guys and only likes a trans dude named Rye. She is really good at cross country but hates track because she is crazy. she plays the em o-sax but thinks it is called the bass clarinet. She kinda thinks she crazy and hyper but is actually just giving off midget energy. she looks like a tall person but is somehow short. she loves Donald trump. Oh, I forgot... she... has... a... penis...!
Bro, why is that girl aggressively reading a book at us???"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
by omniurmom March 25, 2022

EA (also known by their full, unabbreviated name Electronic Arts), is the second most largest gaming company (by revenue, that is), just behind Activision Blizzard. They own trademark rights to many games like Star Wars and Plants vs Zombies (remember that game? lmao). They've been criticized for their stupid DLC and meaningless transactions in their games, and also basically rereleasing games over and over. Plus they're unfinished.
TL;DR: EA is Atari but greedy and hates others.
TL;DR: EA is Atari but greedy and hates others.
Ron: Oh cool, it's a Star Wars game! It's called "Star Wars Squadrons".
Jon: DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
Ron: Why?
Jon: Because... it's made.. by EA..
Ron: D:
Jon: DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
Ron: Why?
Jon: Because... it's made.. by EA..
Ron: D:
by Eshooples January 14, 2021

Ea is the name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. impeccable style and facial features. an awesome friend and a gift to be around. The room lights up when she walk in. On a scale from 1 to 10, she's an 11. she is a vibe... she knows the tea and everyone knows that she knows the tea.
by shyonlinegirl May 22, 2019

they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.
by Evilwevil04 July 29, 2021

by Lakoto January 26, 2021

Some bitch named Leah who looked at tik tok and saw people where taking off the first and last letter of their name
by notsowholesomeman June 21, 2021
