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Easy Bake Oven

The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
by thejellofactory January 18, 2010
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easy lay

an easy lay is a girl that you would have an easy time getting in bed . . . its easy to get in her pants
an example of an easy lay would be like a whore
by melody cage May 28, 2006
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easy friend

someone you become friends with too quickly and easily, leading you to trust them when you don't know them well
never trust an easy friend

after five minutes I felt like I knew her forever, and after a month figured out she was crazy and manipulative
by naturevalleygranolabar May 18, 2010
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easy bake oven

1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
by Kieffer Prestwich December 21, 2008
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Easy Bake Oven

A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009
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easy as Pi

A sarcastic remark to note that something is not as easy as it'd made out to be, and is as easy as memorizing/solving Pi
Person 1: How hard is it to earn a Doctorate?

Person 2: easy as Pi
by Archimedesgohard March 16, 2010
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Easy Bake Oven

When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.
That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011
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