ear to ear

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile

the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear

by B-ri Myrders June 28, 2010

ear hustle

to listen to another persons conversation intrusively and/or clandestinely, to eavesdrop

Don't ear hustle unless you want to get on his bad side.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2010

Ear Tug

A signal denoting an undying love and affection for another person.

Girl #1: I'm pretty sure Tommy is in love with me.

Girl #2: How can you know for sure?

Girl #1: At the party last night, I saw him doing and ear tug when he was looking at me.

by LawrenceKSofArabia October 25, 2010

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax

Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more

by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010