Dylan 

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

Dylan by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan 

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

Dylan by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan 

Dylan is a nice guy who loves babies and constantly tells everyone how much he loves them.

I'm happy to leave my child with Dylan at a party.

Dylan by FortniteLvr42069 July 31, 2019

dylan 

roblox addict

person 1: “do you know anyone who’s addicted to roblox?”
person2: “yeah, dylan they’re addicted to roblox ”

dylan by skskskskskksksksksksksksksksks September 5, 2019

Dylan 

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead

Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'

Dylan by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019

Dylan 

A person who would drive off a 150ft cliff and come back alive

Dylan is known as gas

Dylan by Kabott October 16, 2019

dylan 

dyaln dosnt care about anybody

Person1: that person is a big bitch they must be a dylan
Person2:IKR

dylan by slimshady6ix9ine October 25, 2019