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tip dicked 

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.
tip dicked by Darylisms May 8, 2015

get dicked around 

When someone or something gives you therun around. Usually is quite frustrating. Happens in the instance of a power play between the greater power and the lesser power. Outcome varies.
Louise on a cell phone with her friend:
"I'm not sure about this situation, I can't shake the feeling that I'll get dicked around"
to be removed/eliminated from or no longer able to hangout/associate with a group of friends, people, a "crew", ect. Usually because youve done somthing stupid.
George - "We all fucking hate Dom."
Carl - "I know"
Dom - "Wana hangout guys?"
George - "No Dom, you've been docked."
docked by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008

fumb ducker 

Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.
Did you just tell Mr. Olympia that he looked queer? You fumb ducker.
fumb ducker by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006

big-dicked 

Adjective describing a man with a large penis.
"I'm average in that department, but my friend Ben is big-dicked."
big-dicked by ncguy January 3, 2008
"Duckets" is the way people who are illiterate spell ducats. These people are so stupid they think that the phrase comes from rappers or Shakespear when in fact it was an ACTUAL type of currency. The ducat is a gold coin that was used as a trade currency throughout Europe before World War I. Its weight is 3.4909 grams of .986 gold, which is 0.1107 troy ounce, AGW, actual gold weight.
Freekin R-Tards.
Most idiots on Urban Dictionary think that duckets is slang for money when in fact it ducats ARE money.
Duckets by zentide April 2, 2009