punch drunk

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.

I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy

Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.

by Paco March 5, 2005

Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.

Vadita McK. is a drunk betch

by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009

Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010

Bucket Drunk

Getting so drunk, that a bucket or garbage can is placed near you in the event that you have to throw up for the 24th time that night, you have something to puke into.

Brad: "Allright, i think hes passed out for good, but just in case put a bucket by the couch."
Jason: "Yah good idea, Neil just doesnt know his limits."
Neil:"........."

by Blinneme July 19, 2005