pink dorito

Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).

Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.

by lookingass92 April 13, 2017

Dorito boy

A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce

"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.

by BrittLoves_Ya July 27, 2021

Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

Doritos of Club Penguin

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.

Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.

by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 04, 2018

Savage Dorito

One of the spiciest Doritos around, it is a savage and it doesn't care about anyone are anything but itself. It intends to pull stunts like a daredevil. It also has a great sense of humor.

Chase: Man Ava you're a Savage Dorito

by YouFoundIsaac July 03, 2017

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011