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cock-o-doodle-doobie

A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.
"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."

"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."
by under_score8000 March 28, 2015
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yabba dabba doobie

A safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.

Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
Guy: bruh i'm STUPID lit off this yabba dabba doobie

gonna get flint stoned
by MrWhomstDVe August 19, 2019
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dooble

A substitute for any noun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, preposition, and several words in French.
I was so doobled after that party that I wrecked my car!

That wreck yesterday got me so doobled I could explode!

Don't dooble and drive!

Is it hot in here, or is it just dooble?

Nike: Just dooble it.
by axnjaxn June 11, 2006
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Dooble

Dooble (v.) - any person who is doughy or frequently has spasms, or even being socially awkward and just looks unattractive and stands out.
"Dooble, Dooble, look at me!"

"That kid is so.... doobly."
by SecretAsianMan16 October 28, 2009
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doober

a combonation of dork and goober. Commonly used for people who cant be quite defined as either of the two.
by cloudshine August 16, 2008
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Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance
Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.
by melanthex March 28, 2005
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The Dobbsey Bounce

A style of walking made famous by a certain short white man. Similar to the Crip Walk, with a Wigga type-style, but much cooler. Bourgeois, educated white boy meets ghetto fabulous type-walk, know what i mean?
"See that short-ass wigga over there? He's doin' The Dobbsey Bounce!". Bounce wigga, bounce!"
by misternige September 14, 2008
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