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doitch

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"
1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!
by Doitch May 26, 2005
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dichotomy

A split in a singular body; as in a conflict that involves two disagreeing parties with no will to resolve anything.
There is a dichotomy in the way democracy is run, the government does not communicate to the people and vice versa.
by VS August 28, 2003
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Dicho

An elderly Chinese-American man found in the burgs of densly populated urban zones with a high Chinese population. Generally silent and reserved. Suspicious of new activity in his habitat. Can be spotted wearing a bucket hat or practicing Tai Chi in the early morning.
That Dicho looked at me very pissed off when I walked by his stoop.
by Matt Hewitt February 15, 2008
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The Dooche

A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.
"DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE!!" -Everyone in the room, usually when The Dooche is drinking a keg.
by Shondocker November 12, 2004
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buch dich

Eric Garner or to bend you and take it
I just go Buch diched fo shizzle so my ba Jizzy is all trippin in my ride.

or

Peep dis Doto Mite, I just go Buch diched and my shiznit is not fly
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
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dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.
You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)
by marblecollector July 28, 2012
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