Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

dessipoint

Used to describe something being an abysmal failure or disgrace to humanity. The ultimate letdown. A great word to use when "disappointed" just isn't enough.

Lorii: OMGGGG I failed my econ midterm QQ
Moose: LQL, you've really dessipointed me.

Lorii: OMGGGG I haven't watched the new pokemon episode yet
Moose: LQL, what a dessipointment.

by moose878 August 12, 2011

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015

dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.

Dessert before dinner?

by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016

Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016