Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.
This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.
This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.
Nerd: I'm going to pwnz0r yo0. Wan2 b3t?
Geek: You bet, NERD.
......2 seconds later
Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.
^ Example of a Divine Fail
Geek: You bet, NERD.
......2 seconds later
Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.
^ Example of a Divine Fail
by DarkestZ May 29, 2009
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Divine 9 refers to those of Color who are well educated and social economically successful.
Adapted from the Scholastic community, Divine9 refers to the well-educated minorities with an emphasis on the Black members of our society. Divine 9 is a term that recognizing those of Color who have aspired to excellence in both Scholastic aptitude and Social Economic success.
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The National Pan-Hellenic Council (NPHC) is an organization made up of nine historically Black sororities and fraternities, and is often referred to as the “Divine 9”.
Adapted from the Scholastic community, Divine9 refers to the well-educated minorities with an emphasis on the Black members of our society. Divine 9 is a term that recognizing those of Color who have aspired to excellence in both Scholastic aptitude and Social Economic success.
Etymology
The National Pan-Hellenic Council (NPHC) is an organization made up of nine historically Black sororities and fraternities, and is often referred to as the “Divine 9”.
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This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.
This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.
Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.
Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth
Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty
Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly
BLERRRRGHHHHH
Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth
Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty
Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly
BLERRRRGHHHHH
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.
Guy 2: Really? How was it?
Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.
Guy 2: Really? How was it?
Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.
by Random Person of Doom December 27, 2011
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Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"
Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
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