A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.
Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!
Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!
Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?
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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?
Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!
Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!
Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?
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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?
Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!
by ExBestem September 12, 2009
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"Did you see Alexander?"
"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"
"But it looked so good!"
"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."
"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"
"But it looked so good!"
"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."
by arel December 29, 2008
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An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.
All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.
by Cidney January 13, 2008
Get the disasterbation mug.In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.
The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.
(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)
The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.
(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)
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INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"
INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"
by barfcake November 15, 2011
Get the Disasterbate mug.Yesterday's game was such a disasterpiece that I watched the tape in reverse to see if it would be less chaotic. Nope, it was equally whack both ways. The ending was a little better in reverse, though.
by anotherk February 23, 2007
Get the disasterpiece mug.In addition to the above defintion, this term is also used in the debate community (particularly policy debate) to describe how debaters tend to get happy and excited when they hear of bad news they can somehow use to an advantage in a debate.
There is a kritik about this, because it could be considered somewhat immoral to derive enjoyment from another's suffering.
There is a kritik about this, because it could be considered somewhat immoral to derive enjoyment from another's suffering.
1.Debater1- "Did you hear? Five people were killed yesterday after the government mismanaged their healthcare... I've found some awesome evidence from this that'll really boost our case! We're gonna kick those other team's a$$es!"
Debater2 *looking at computer screen*-"Whoa, sh*t, man, that's some serious disasterporn there. I like it."
Debater3-"Y'know, that's sort of wrong you're so happy about this... but what the hell, I'm using that evidence too!"
Deaber4 *sighing at this perceived immaturity* -"If this was a debate I'd run a kritik on you guys right now."
Debater2 *looking at computer screen*-"Whoa, sh*t, man, that's some serious disasterporn there. I like it."
Debater3-"Y'know, that's sort of wrong you're so happy about this... but what the hell, I'm using that evidence too!"
Deaber4 *sighing at this perceived immaturity* -"If this was a debate I'd run a kritik on you guys right now."
by killerfiller January 24, 2006
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Disastermind (plural Disasterminds)
A person responsibly respos unexpected natural or man-made catastrophe of substantial extent causing significant physical damage or destruction, loss of life or sometimes permanent change to anyone for the highest level of planning and execution of a major operation.
Disastermind (plural Disasterminds)
A person responsibly respos unexpected natural or man-made catastrophe of substantial extent causing significant physical damage or destruction, loss of life or sometimes permanent change to anyone for the highest level of planning and execution of a major operation.
by MikeKal July 19, 2009
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