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Directioner

A directioner is someone who supports the band "One Direction" We know a TON about them and love their video diaries... Most people would call us "obsessed fans" but we feel that we are just dedicated. Some of us think that you have to know everything about them when all you really need to do is support Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne. We also ship Larry Stylinson but know it is just a bromance, we take their weirdness and love them for who they are
a-"Omg, did you know that Louis loves spoons?" "You're such a directioner"

"I just can't wait to meet the boys one day and tell them how proud I am, I'm a true directioner"
by CurlysGotSwag1D September 7, 2012
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Directioner

There are many hardcore One Direction fans. The One Direction fandom, is the deadliest fandom. Only certain people are allowed inside the fandom, and if you don't know the exact minute each boy was born, chances are they'll tear you to shreds because you claimed you were a 'Directioner'.

If you don't know the address of each boy, and their families by heart, you are not a 'Directioner'. If you haven't watched them since the X-Factor, you're not allowed in the fandom. If you don't know every inside joke-even if it was from three years ago-you're not a 'Directioner'.

So, if you don't know every last thing to know, about One Direction, don't call yourself a 'Directioner', because the fandom will rip you limb by limb.
If you say something like:
Niall likes Cats!
Harry loves Carrots!
Louis is 'Daddy Direction'!
Liam loves His Hair!
Zayn loves Food!,
You're not a Directioner.
by A Wise Person February 22, 2015
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jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007
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Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money
Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money
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Directioners

Directioners are One Direction fans till the end. Whatever happens they will fight for them. Directioners are all over the world ex. US, UK, Australia, Spain, Japan, Philippines, etc... They can break Vevo in just 1 day. Some people say they are better than FBI. 5SOS is their Fandom BFF
US directioners, UK directioners, Aussie directioners, Asian directioners, best fandom
by Directioner 101 March 23, 2014
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direction

In the thrashy Israeli streets, this is one of many Code-terms in order to get some Marijuana around, and other drugs as well. Since Marijuana is the most exstensive illegal drug there is, escpecially in Israel, this particular term is considered mostly into "Weed". The term itself asks for the "demand" part, and usually after you say 'direction' (or, "Kivun" in Hebrew), you must name the price. exmaples next will show the meaning:
Do you have a direction (kivun) in 50? (Can I purchase drugs in 50 NIS?)
by Spiel Brickner September 22, 2005
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directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.
Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012
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