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diet machine 

toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.
Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.
diet machine by bill July 19, 2004
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Diet Coke Head

A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.
“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!”
“I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”
Diet Coke Head by MeanGirl007 June 18, 2020

diet dual 

a contest between two women to see who can lose the most weight or be the thinnest by a given time. A diet dual may be proposed to resolve a disagreement between the contestants, much like the sword and gun duals in the days of yore.
Keira and Alessandra argued bitterly over who was sexier. Finally, they decided to settle their dispute with a diet dual. Whoever had the lowest BMI (Body Mass Index) by Valentine's Day would be declared the sexier of the two.
diet dual by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Diet Coke 

Forerly a diet cola this variation of Coke was modified by midwesterners much like coke and cherry coke to carry non-beverage like connotations. Diet Coke refers to something gay and is used as a tactful way of insult.
That pink and Purple Miata is Diet Coke. Those guys on queer eye are Diet Coke. That blonde spikey haircut of yours is diet coke.

Diet Rugby

A common term used by Austrailians to refer to American Football.
"Oh! Did you see the game last night?!"
"Please! I don't watch that diet rugby crap!"
Diet Rugby by anonymous293758 August 1, 2005
I just had a Diet DP
Diet DP by jrhuddleston October 23, 2009