Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

vauxhall diet

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.

"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"

by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017

digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.

"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."

by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016

Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.

I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.

by Kiruna December 31, 2016