rar-full of dicks

A rar-full of dicks is a file, usually a .zip or .rar archive, deliberately named something to entice people into downloading it, but is usually something completely different, normally something most people would consider unpleasant or embarrassing, such as pictures of male genitalia.

Tommy thought he downloaded a .rar containing the full version Assassin's Creed, but instead it was hundreds of pictures of gay porn. Tommy ended up getting a rar-full of dicks.

by Daniel Woolf April 12, 2008

old spicy dicks

the most clever thing that can be carved into a bar of old spice soap.

look i carved a y on the end of spice and i carved dicks at the end how funny is that

by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 21, 2013

A bag of dicks

A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.

Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.

by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008

Ripping Dicks

The action of bringing the male sex organ to climax at a rapid rate of speed.

Dude, I bet your sister is good at ripping dicks.

by *dirtydeeds* May 4, 2015

sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011