Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

new demands

When you don't like a girl anymore and you have to raise your standards to a higher level.

"Yo, you still like that girl?"
"Nah bruh, I have New Demands"

by Frfr26 March 13, 2019

Mnet Demand

The team filled with rockstars, they solve things real-time, will not be afraid to jump in and chime and most importantly track everything in time.

Mnet Demand team is the team to be in!

by MowX November 25, 2021

Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.

1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.

by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022