Derpy

Looking slightly retarded in a picture

"She looks so derpy with that duck face!"
"That guy looks so derpy in his pictures."

by lilstrudel May 21, 2012

Dumpy

NOUN - A person who gets gets trashed and does crazy shit; a person who looks extremely trashy; a person who is the equivalent of a person who gets "dumb" or "crunk" in random situations (such as a person going dumb at the dump) VERB - To go crazy, normally expressed in dance; to get "blazed"; to cause damage to property or random acts of vandalism, mainly damage to port-a-potties ADJ - Being reckless due to intoxication; a random act of stupidity

N. (1)"That dupmy dude had way too much and is now hittin the neighbor's trashcans with a baseball bat!" (2)"That bitch looks straight Dumpy, them looks even make blind children cry!" (3)"Holly shit, that dude's gettin straight dumpy over there in stall eight. His subs hit like Tyson bra!" V. (1)"I told my girl I was fuckin her sister and she got dumpy as hell!" (2)""Look at dat drunk-ass fool gettin dumpy on that port-a-potty!" (3)"That was a dumpy-ass move back there, goin dumb and runnin into that old lady!"

by Keleka Canaday March 22, 2007

dumpy pig

A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.

I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.

by White Metal Master October 17, 2005

Dempsey

when someone makes a joke and fails

man your such a dempsey

by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 7, 2011

plumpy dumpy

A fat cum dumpster.

I love you plumpy dumpy.

by MikeHunty September 15, 2017

dempsey

-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet

-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them

Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!

by bob legg December 27, 2007

Dempsey

A lactating cow

"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"

by colapowa October 16, 2008