Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
by Regislow April 03, 2008
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Double Dammit

A stronger curse than the regular dammit, used mainly at an accident or large mistake, also called the double D word.
Ah Double Dammit, I broke my bottle off inside of that girl.
by Ruin April 14, 2005
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double vision

to see double because you drank too much alcohol
i could barely walk straight because i had double vision
by cmj14221 February 12, 2008
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double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.
Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
by Nick D October 21, 2005
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double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.
Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...
by Shrugi February 25, 2008
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Double diaper.

The action of using two diapers to diaper a baby or child with, instead of one. Most mothers who use cloth diapers on their children, double diaper. Related to cloth diapering. A method of diapering used by parents and babysitters to increase the absorbency of a child's diapers.
Double diaper-double diaper.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006
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Double Doylem

Geordie phrase meaning a complete and utter imbecile.
by J Beltsum February 06, 2009
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