droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

dibble dong

When a girls clitoris looks as if a man's scrotum has been chopped off and sewn onto it

Me: Bro, see that chick right there
Guy: ya
Me: I went dowe on her once and she has the biggest dibble dong
Guy: gross man

by Punjabi revenge November 26, 2014

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.

Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.

by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010