Disappointment

What asian parents call you when you can't learn the violin.

"You big disappointment! You bring dishonor to family! Leave and no come back!"

by Recurral April 28, 2025

disappointment

The phenomenon that happens when you have debated with your parents for hours on end, but it turns out that you're still unable to get more screen time beyond the amount of screen time your parents usually allow you to have

After a long debate with my parents about extending my screen time, I felt a wave of disappointment wash over me when they stuck to their usual limits.

by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 14, 2016

Primed Disappointment

Can be used to describe anything (product, video game, TV show, etc.) that gets so overhyped but ends up flopping after release because it didn't live up to said hype.

"Y'all remember Anthem? Some primed disappointment, that was."

by UhnutherDude September 9, 2024

massively disappointing

weird slang popularized by MichaelStoren

massive disappointment

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this is so crazy and massively disappointing

by uh expert July 1, 2025

was not disappointed

When you search for something work related, or supposed to be interesting, and instead found something pun-relative to the search, and really funny.

Bro, today I looked up light-house for my arquitecture work, and instead found someone carrying a big house. Was not disappointed.

by FriedTuna February 22, 2014

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017