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Derp Squad 

A group of retards in a classroom or a platoon of retards being sent into battle ahead of the regular troops acting as human shields/decoys.
"Yo check that dumb-ass ova myah! He belongs in a Derp Squad no doubt!"
Derp Squad by VikeMe January 12, 2012
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derp-derp 

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"
Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

Derp Gang 

A ban of men who are elite squad members for being derpy
Yo cooper this guy isn’t apart of Derp Gang he isnt derpy enough for us.
Derp Gang by Derp lord Todd September 29, 2019

derp stick 

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently
that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill
derp stick by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

Derp Eyes 

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
Derp Eyes by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

derp juice 

1:4 Southern Comfort and Lemonade.
"Dude that drink is kick ass, what's it called?"
"You're sippin' on derp juice, bro."
derp juice by Nikaila =] August 22, 2012