Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 13, 2016
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stinky curls

wen it winter in canada and ur gurl hasn't shaved dat bush even doe she shampoos it with warm steamy cock juices and moose dung daily - occasionally used for american girls as well but they can only use taco bell shits.
man I met dis hot canadian girl in da club but when I took her home she had long ginger stinky curls. I offered to take her to a salon but she declined so i cud only due anal
by canadianshitlover November 28, 2017
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Pinky Curl

Twisting your wrist out while curling your pinky finger as you are dropping a Monumental Lie.
Agolf Twitler did his Pinky Curl as it usually does before dropping another..
MONUMENTAL LIE.
by WRivers February 05, 2020
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ass curling

When Mr arctic monkey fine instead of toe curling it's ass curling.
Damn this shits ass curling
by Mrs.Arctic Monkey February 25, 2023
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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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Blake Curl

A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.
Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
by Boner man 420 May 09, 2022
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beer curling

Beer curling aka sandusky aka "dusky" is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).
Let's go play some beer curling!

Joe: Let's go slide some caps and play some beer curling!
Matt: Dude, its called dusky! you loser!
by APnAD December 30, 2011
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