cumpoint

A play on "gunpoint", to be held at cumpoint is to have an orgasm delayed, often until the person denying the orgasm gains something.

That bitch Stacy held me at cumpoint until I got her off first.

by Scarfsickle September 22, 2019

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

cumphrey

cumphrey has so much drip and gets all the bussys wet

cum+humphrey(also someone with massive drip)=cumphrey

by divinerat January 29, 2020

Cumpoopsplosion

An explosion of both poop and cum.

Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

by Riley69420 June 9, 2020

Cumpster

A dumpster full of the male ejaculation mass, also often referred to as "cum" refer to "slang"

"Im about to throw you into a cumpster." Said John.

"Im about to put you in a dumpster then marinade you in cum and turn it into a cumpster." Said Dane, responding to John.

by Legosiy November 2, 2020

cumphobia

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by ebrry February 12, 2021

Cumples

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021