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Humble crumbling

That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard
I had a humble crumbling in my heart when I saw those of kids feeding the tiny cat.
by meowmouse February 11, 2020
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The Crumbl Cookie Salute

Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?

Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!

Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
by 0260someday August 14, 2023
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the crumbling man

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.
the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.
by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023
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crumblies

little annoying bits of something, little remains
when she opened the box of cereal she discovered only crumblies left over
by Eternia February 25, 2005
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Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
by Xymox1 October 28, 2008
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chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe
i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways
by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008
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crumbled

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act
James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!
by Adam McGrath May 8, 2006
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