straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

The Crazy World (TG Group)

A shithole of toxic, classless, tasteless, mannerless, characterless, uncultured, lifeless high school dropouts doing shits all day who have no idea of what life is or how to live life.

— Hey, she ate poison! She needs to vomit! But she says she can't. What do we do?

— Tell her to join The Crazy World (TG Group) for a minute. She'll die puking.

by The Death Reminder January 2, 2023

bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

The Year of Going Crazy

A reference to 2020, the first year of widespread pandemonium and grief across the globe, due to the rolling lockdowns, extreme social isolation and mass death that characterizes the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Nobody can dispute that this has been The Year of Going Crazy!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

bat-shit crazy

Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.

When Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch, he proved he was bat-shit crazy.

by Lorraine Bates July 30, 2006

Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.

Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010

crazy frog

Extremely irritating animated frog used to advertise a mobile phone ringtone.

Crazy frog appears at least once within every commercial break on tv, wearing goggles and helmet and riding an imaginary motorcycle with his cock out.

The ringtone sounds like Joe Pasquale immitating an old moped and is extremely popular among chavs.

Unfortunately, this plague does not look like fading anytime soon, as the crazy frog now has a single (Axel F) in the UK charts and the advert has now invaded terrestrial channels.

Beebebedeebeedebebe.....be be de de....

Anyone in possession of the crazy frog should have to pick faeces from their mobile phone keypad, having just removed the device from their rectum, into which, no doubt, it was forceably inserted.

by Pie Eater May 17, 2005