crook

Sick, Unwell.

"I'm feeling a bit crook."

by Diego August 14, 2003

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

crookin

super high off of weed beyond mukin

yo you wuz crookin last night

by Von-der-sex December 18, 2008

crooknose

When someone has a defromed nose, and "knows" it but wont get it fixed. They are called a crooknose cause of this. Their nose could be big, small, "piged nosed", or crooked.

guy1: Hey yo, Yo! Crook Nose. Go See a plastic surgeon beeotch!

Crook: (sob)

by JOSH TCR WM September 8, 2004

crookneck

similair to a jackneck...a fast talking shady person

that guy trying to sell us rolexs on the corner was a real crookneck

by ameecia May 26, 2005

Coozernui

The term 'Coozernui' is derived from the words coozer meaning penis and nui the Maori word from New Zealand meaning big or large. Thus put together coozernui mean huge penis.

"he had a coozernui"

by james thompson_95 January 30, 2009

crooked vein

A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.

1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.

2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.

2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?

by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010