crookin 

super high off of weed beyond mukin

yo you wuz crookin last night

crookin by Von-der-sex December 18, 2008

Crookin' 

1) Could be used like the words "stealin', snatchin', takin', or robbin'" but has more PUNCH than the other words.

2) Could be used to describe almost any activity or verb.

"I be crookin' V's this weekend, dawg" (meaning, "I'll be having sexual intercourse with a virgin this weekend, friend")

"He's climbin' in yo windows, he's crookin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands because they rapin' everybody out here...."--Antoine Dodson, YouTube sensation (remix)

"Mom....can you do my laundry? You know I have crookin' practice tonight!!"

Crookin' by Gremlin500 December 15, 2011

Cooking Date 

A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.

I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.

Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021

clam cooking 

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.

Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.

clam cooking by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

Google Cooking by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

Haachama Cooking 

A cooking channel that is YOUR source of the best food out there, you wont need any other cooking channel other than this one. See, I guarantee that by the end of the day you will start praying to the mentally insane girl (whom is Haachama) and chant "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING,HAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAM-"
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "

Person 2: "Hey Fread hows it going?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"

Haachama Cooking by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

Mama’s Cooking 

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.

Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?

Mama’s Cooking by Young juju May 23, 2021